The following conversation took place between myself and a friend last night after I got home from the gym and it was so funny that I couldn't not share it. I had my very own "Damn You Auto Correct" moment!
Me: Doing well. Just got back from the gym. Super hard day, but it paid off. I impressed my trainer by doing my very first sumo deadlift with "perfect" form!
My shins do not love me, but that's ok. I feel great about it and I love the lift!
Me: This must be how runners feel when they have a great run!
Her: I think so!
Me: When I run, I just feel like punching someone in the throat, vomiting, and dying. Lol!
You got issues.
Me: I've never understood the feeling they talk about when associated with running, but this is the best! I am full of endorsements.
End of fins.
I hate auto correct!
Those feel good hormones that my phone obviously has none of.
Dear phone, the word is ENDORPHINS!!! Good grief!
Definition: any of a group of endogenous peptides (as enkephalin) found especially in the brain that bind chiefly to opiate receptors and produce some pharmacological effects (as pain relief) like those of opiates. - www.merriam-webster.com Sometimes, I hate technology... But usually just when it makes me look like an idiot. For the record, I was practically ROLLING on the ground laughing because it was so silly! End of fins!? Oh man!
This is a picture of me doing the lift, by the way.